Columbus who?

My feelings toward Columbus Day are most accurately portrayed by Adam Sandler's rendition of "Holiday" in "The Wedding Singer."

The following business cannot spell "Columbus" and has confused the Italian voyager with a brand of yogurt, therefore eliminating the need to celebrate (as said business does not support yogurt or anything else with a fat content of less than 50%):

XXX

The following businesses consider Columbus Day a holiday, and celebrate it by closing their offices:

EVERYONE ELSE

I'd like to waste more time whining about this great injustice but have to rest up seeing as I have work tomorrow. Since most of you have the day off, I'd appreciate it if one of you could make a reservation for Bitter...table for one...and please make sure it's after 6 o'clock.