Would you like fries with that?

A new challenge is upon us!

Another day, another pound. Today's GregFat Challenge: can he eat 10 McDonalds cheeseburgers in less than an hour? Details are being hashed out, and Paul has offered to sponsor the event. Greg will be allowed a beverage on account of the buns, and it seems as though the time limit will hover around 40/45 minutes.

If successful, Greg will have consumed:
3100 calories (almost the equivalent of one pound of fat - 3500 calories)
120 grams of fat (190% DRV)
60 grams of saturated fat (168% DRV)
7400 mg of sodium (310% DRV)
and a whopping 10 grams of fiber (50% DRV)

This is a great investment for the long GregFatsters. Odds will be accepted for a variety of bets, including whether or not he can keep it all down. Sean seems to think that this is an impossibility, and has recommended that I pick up a bucket in addition to the burgers (an absence of barf on the floor is the only thing separating our "professional office" space from a frathouse). Rich said that he'd get better results if we installed a pole. Allow me to explain: Back in the fall, the guys took Greg out for his bachelor party and he managed to vomit on a stripper WHILE receiving a lapdance. This infamous event is brought up at every opportunity in conversation, and Rich has informed everyone that he isn't above referring to the burgers as "Cinnamon," "Aura" and "Mystique," if nature doesn't force a backlash this afternoon.

I will keep you posted.